Everyone knows that lime powder,
sprinkled on a body, prevents the smell of putrefaction and discourages
flies. Its also wonderful for roses and
is a commonly used soil additive for gardeners.
Its available at your local Home Depot.
Also available are small,
portable sized, battery powered chain saws.
Small enough to fit into your trunk (with a bag of lime) and still leave
room for other items, yet powerful enough to sever limbs (tree and otherwise). They’re relatively inexpensive and come with
a rechargeable battery.
Somewhere along the line you may
need a drop cloth. These are found in
the paint section and come in a variety of types. Roll-out, folded, canvas, plastic, clear,
blue, black (I recommend blue or clear so that you can see whatever mess you
are working with easily and not get it on yourself. Vinyl and latex gloves can be found in the
cleaning aisle and face masks are scattered throughout the store for when you
sprinkle the lime. Lime is an irritant
to skin and is extremely dangerous to the eyes, causing permanent damage and
even blindness. No one wants that.
You will need a shovel as
well. They’re in the garden section, at
the end of the cleaning aisle.
Point-tipped round spade would do.
A nice shrub from outdoor garden
could come in handy to give the appearance that the hole has some other purpose
than disposal of…unwanted goods, and it is a good effort toward conservation
and reforestation. Not to mention it
will discourage exploration of the site after some time. You could sprinkle some grass seed or
wildflower seed around the dig site also, to encourage re-growth of natural
ground cover.
After all this preparation, it
would seem that all you need now is a victim (who will provide exceptional
fertilizer for the shrub and flowers).
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